“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
The celebrity is best remembered as an annual All-Star who won several championships, and as someone who barely wriggled away from rape charges several years ago when his accuser refused to appear in court.
Harper: “In the end, I’ve decided to honor other contractual obligations, obligations which led me to believe that it wouldn’t be in my best interest nor in the interests of the Nationals or the White House if I was in attendance.”
With the 2019 MLB season behind us, stoic Yankees fans plan to turn their clocks back 75 to 100 years this weekend to a time when the team were a perennial World Series participant.
“If you need someone who can whip a team of housewives into shape, I’m your man,” the former manager said in one of a series of Tweets addressed to Epstein.
“We expect that we might run into some trouble with animal activists over impaling the horses to keep them in their slots,” one official worries.