“I don’t care what Bobby and Ryan tell you, I never passed out!” insisted the man with a penis on his face
Category: People
From the mouths of babes! This seven year old explains how Trump beat Hillary at the polls!
“That little shit will never work in (the cable news) business, I’ll tell you that much.”
$1M reward offered in search for whoever painted the rust on this old boiler
Many Twitter users tweeted in shock about what the perceived act of philanthropy by the critic, notorious for his scathing reviews.
Nation’s chronic masturbators relieved to hear that Miley Cyrus no longer planning to move out of the US
America’s masturbators breathed a collective moan of relief when Miley Cyrus announced today that she had decided to remain in the US.
American feminists protest being duped into wearing pantstuits on Election Day
“We all looked like assholes. We all felt like assholes.”
Local undecided voter needs more time before casting 2016 ballot
“At some point, I’m going to know that whoever is in the White House is doing bad, then BOOM, I’m going to cast my vote right against that person!”
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