America’s masturbators breathed a collective moan of relief when Miley Cyrus announced today that she had decided to remain in the US.

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America’s masturbators breathed a collective moan of relief when Miley Cyrus announced today that she had decided to remain in the US.
“We all looked like assholes. We all felt like assholes.”
“At some point, I’m going to know that whoever is in the White House is doing bad, then BOOM, I’m going to cast my vote right against that person!”