“I don’t care what Bobby and Ryan tell you, I never passed out!” insisted the man with a penis on his face

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“I don’t care what Bobby and Ryan tell you, I never passed out!” insisted the man with a penis on his face
“That little shit will never work in (the cable news) business, I’ll tell you that much.”
Many Twitter users tweeted in shock about what the perceived act of philanthropy by the critic, notorious for his scathing reviews.
America’s masturbators breathed a collective moan of relief when Miley Cyrus announced today that she had decided to remain in the US.
“We all looked like assholes. We all felt like assholes.”
“At some point, I’m going to know that whoever is in the White House is doing bad, then BOOM, I’m going to cast my vote right against that person!”