After missing an easy face-to-face high-five, Roger and Cliff employed heavy doses of privilege to obtain a second chance at the gesture.
Category: People
Local man hopes to become first member of his Juggalo Family to attend college
Farnham wants to help his Juggalo family, which has been hit hard by the heroin epidemic due to lack of education.
Beautiful women wonder why you haven’t given them a call
Tori and Mai both indicate that such discussions could lead to a deeper personal relationship.
Still reeling from election blues, Hillary brings entire bag of black jellybeans to heel
“It’s going to be very difficult to find a doctor who’ll report her being in peak physical health after this binge.”
Peaceful Portland protesters huddle around iPhone Fireplace app for warmth
“I’m not damaging the environment like those other cretins,” said McGlumb, who carries numerous plastic devices at all times.
Local man with long medical history planning to check wild raccoon’s teeth for cavities
Ricky Moffett — whose medical history reads like the Kama Sutra of Bad Decision Making — is planning to check a local raccoon’s teeth for cavities.
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