“It’s going to be very difficult to find a doctor who’ll report her being in peak physical health after this binge.”
“I’m not damaging the environment like those other cretins,” said McGlumb, who carries numerous plastic devices at all times.
Ricky Moffett — whose medical history reads like the Kama Sutra of Bad Decision Making — is planning to check a local raccoon’s teeth for cavities.
Clinton: “I’m not sure there’s a lot of substance there, but I know (Creed) is going to beat the hell out of that Russian bastard.”
“Next time we should designate a time and a place for decisions to be made before we just go barrelling into the streets.”
“I don’t care what Bobby and Ryan tell you, I never passed out!” insisted the man with a penis on his face