“There probably would have been a little less leftover candy, but I did get extra jelly beans when they were 50% off on the Monday after Easter,” acknowledged Schlitz, adding, “You don’t just pass up 50% off jellybeans.”

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“There probably would have been a little less leftover candy, but I did get extra jelly beans when they were 50% off on the Monday after Easter,” acknowledged Schlitz, adding, “You don’t just pass up 50% off jellybeans.”
Hector also said that he thought adding Casually Gay Fridays to the weekly docket seems “a little over the top” considering the small business had just added Homoerotic Wednesdays to the itinerary a little over a month ago.
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A local resident reports that eating a pizza purchased from Clunge Valley Grocery has resulted in a “nasty case of store-brand diarrhea”.
“He filled his life with things that brought moments of joy, without filling the void creating by avoiding regular, healthy conversation.”
“I’m just glad I turned out OK” concluded Moats, who claims he grew up loving the cereal.