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A local resident reports that eating a pizza purchased from Clunge Valley Grocery has resulted in a “nasty case of store-brand diarrhea”.
“He filled his life with things that brought moments of joy, without filling the void creating by avoiding regular, healthy conversation.”
“I’m just glad I turned out OK” concluded Moats, who claims he grew up loving the cereal.
“No one seems ready to join a conversation online, where your speech is limited and no one can properly identify the emotions of others,” Brady said.
“Sometimes he’d just run up like an excited schoolboy and touch (Ed Hardy merchandise), no matter who was wearing it.”