Jenner’s entourage is also expected to deliver 5 tanker trucks of non-potable Pepsi within the next 7 days, enough to help the Flint Water Utility replenish their nearly-depleted non-potable Pepsi reservoir.
“This … this is really going to show them,” Ensemble Director Alicia Switzer roared, shaking her fist angrily.
The still-untitled film reportedly centers on the private relationship between a teenage girl, tentatively played by Bregoli, and an 85 year old man. Polanski plans to direct and play the lead role.
Harvard scientist: “Most fads fade, but dabbing has been persistent because dabbing is malleable. You can make your own variation of the pose, and it works so long as you still look like an asshole.”
According to K.I.T.T., gigs have been sparse. His most recent job — playing an aging Volvo that gets into a fender-bender on an insurance commercial — in his own words “wasn’t the best paying gig”.
According to an industry insider and close friend of the star, adult movie actor Ron Jeremy has decided to undergo penis reduction surgery. Considered the