Co-star Knuckles Echidna reported that Sonic “looked like he was wearing a snow mask, like he’d just snorted the first base line at Dodgers Stadium. And he was way more lively than a 27 year old hedgehog should be, if you get what I’m saying.”
“Some things have been done, and some things have been said, and some people have started saying I’m low class,” the performer lamented to the crowd.
“Well, I’m here to prove to my haters that I’m not Low Class Snowbama, I’m at least Middle Class Snowbama.”
Jenner’s entourage is also expected to deliver 5 tanker trucks of non-potable Pepsi within the next 7 days, enough to help the Flint Water Utility replenish their nearly-depleted non-potable Pepsi reservoir.
“This … this is really going to show them,” Ensemble Director Alicia Switzer roared, shaking her fist angrily.
The still-untitled film reportedly centers on the private relationship between a teenage girl, tentatively played by Bregoli, and an 85 year old man. Polanski plans to direct and play the lead role.
Harvard scientist: “Most fads fade, but dabbing has been persistent because dabbing is malleable. You can make your own variation of the pose, and it works so long as you still look like an asshole.”