Report: Dejected Sonic the Hedgehog relapses into cocaine use after new movie trailer panned

Co-star Knuckles Echidna reported that Sonic “looked like he was wearing a snow mask, like he’d just snorted the first base line at Dodgers Stadium. And he was way more lively than a 27 year old hedgehog should be, if you get what I’m saying.”

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