The resilient comedian had previously survived a well documented koala attack in the early 1980s.
Warren: “I understand what it’s like to be rebellious, wild and free, taking tokes off the old peace pipe while ‘Happy to Be Stuck With You’ carries you off into the the type of psychedelic wonderland that only Huey Lewis & the News can carry you off to.”
“Joey is an asset to the entertainment universe,” Biden told reporters. “Its time we bound together and told DC Comics and Hollywood that as far as Batman goes, ‘it’s either Joey Time or its a no from me, dawg.'”
Co-star Knuckles Echidna reported that Sonic “looked like he was wearing a snow mask, like he’d just snorted the first base line at Dodgers Stadium. And he was way more lively than a 27 year old hedgehog should be, if you get what I’m saying.”
“Some things have been done, and some things have been said, and some people have started saying I’m low class,” the performer lamented to the crowd.
“Well, I’m here to prove to my haters that I’m not Low Class Snowbama, I’m at least Middle Class Snowbama.”
Jenner’s entourage is also expected to deliver 5 tanker trucks of non-potable Pepsi within the next 7 days, enough to help the Flint Water Utility replenish their nearly-depleted non-potable Pepsi reservoir.