Maines: “When I realized that the Mason-Dixon was surveyed just as a colonial border and not as a guarantee that slavery could continue and thrive to the benefit of white people, it seemed a lot less significant.”
With the baseball world abuzz with the Houston Astros cheating scandal, Yankees legend Alex Rodriguez confessed to reporters Wednesday that he had “banged a few trashcans during (his) career,” including banging trashcans to cheat.
Amid some level of public backlash over ticket prices, Rage Against the Machine issued a statement assuring followers that their wealth will trickle down to fans over time.
Congressman Rand Kirger (I-VA) defended the choices, telling the Observer, “Kid Rock did that cowboy thing. I mean, come on … who doesn’t love the cowboy thing?”
Most people don’t even think about meeting the great hereafter, but sure enough, one day, out of nowhere … wham!
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.