Most people don’t even think about meeting the great hereafter, but sure enough, one day, out of nowhere … wham!
“To add insult to injury, it turns out the suit was corduroy,” Morris lamented.
“If you’re very attentive, you’ll be able to note that I have a lot of kale in my diet,” Paltrow advised.
“If you need someone who can whip a team of housewives into shape, I’m your man,” the former manager said in one of a series of Tweets addressed to Epstein.
The science community has known for almost 3 decades that the phrase “2 Legit” was mathematically incorrect. Now, they’re finally coming clean.
“Knowing that a star of Dinklage’s stature was going to be present ahead of time, we were able to put intel out in advance and net three of these dwarf-trafficking bastards,” said Chief Constable Hamilton. “Today we made it a little bit safer for a few little people.”