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Trump offers Joey Lawrence position as White House Tanning Director
The president-elect says that Lawrence “always manages to reach peak glowing tans and oranges, he’s an absolute marvel.”
Fake news writer could win coveted fake news award
“I would have already earned the most dubious distinction if I were to actually Paypal them the processing fee,” Everend believes
Key porn companies race to get Fidel Castro memorial porn to free market
Steven Hirsch of Vivid Video confirmed that his company is working on multiple Castro films.
In Memoriam: Baseball legend and anti-gun advocate Florence Henderson, 82
Henderson was a five-tool baseball talent known for stealing a career record 1406 bases.
Cookie Monster has Twitter meltdown over US election results
It remains to be seen how the Children’s Television Workshop or HBO will handle this latest Twitter meltdown.
