“It’s important for people to recognize that we’re not just robots with an agenda, we’re regular people just like them. We like, you know, water and other stuff, too.”
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Brazzers hires investigators to find memers who affixed their logo to embarrassing photos
The popular site plans to determine which memers have affixed their logo to a series of “tasteless and offensive” memes and punish them.
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Griffin’s Joke That Bombed
“We recognize the fingerprints of our influence.” -ISIS spokesman Abdul Ayawi-Didit
Trump offers Joey Lawrence position as White House Tanning Director
The president-elect says that Lawrence “always manages to reach peak glowing tans and oranges, he’s an absolute marvel.”
Fake news writer could win coveted fake news award
“I would have already earned the most dubious distinction if I were to actually Paypal them the processing fee,” Everend believes
Key porn companies race to get Fidel Castro memorial porn to free market
Steven Hirsch of Vivid Video confirmed that his company is working on multiple Castro films.
