The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
Editor D.R. Everend conceded that “we’ll need some more funding if we plan to accurately, and without any real bias, cover the presidency of the magnificent and incredibly handsome Donald J. Trump. No collusion.”
Ricky Moffett — whose medical history reads like the Kama Sutra of Bad Decision Making — is planning to check a local raccoon’s teeth for cavities.