Hector also said that he thought adding Casually Gay Fridays to the weekly docket seems “a little over the top” considering the small business had just added Homoerotic Wednesdays to the itinerary a little over a month ago.
Category: Brown Valley Local
Local fast food chain cashes in on ass-eating craze with ass-shaped buns
In addition to the Buttocks Burger and Buttocks Double-Meat Burger, Haunch’s also plans to offer a Buttocks Fish sandwich and a Chick n’ Butt sandwich.
Local mental health statute would make it illegal for women to own guns for one week out of every month
According to the statute, women would not be disarmed as a group, but on a rotating basis “with the exact dates to be determined on an individual basis.”
Man who constantly refers to others as “a special kind of stupid” probably a special kind of genius
“There must be something there that not one reasonable human being is seeing.”
Brown Valley Observer named to President’s short list of “real and reliable” news sources
The spectacular President named Brown Valley Observer on a list of sources which the remarkable, genius leader feels are “real and reliable outlets of public information”.
Brown Valley Observer seeks Russian sponsor to expand unbiased reporting of magnificent, handsome President
Editor D.R. Everend conceded that “we’ll need some more funding if we plan to accurately, and without any real bias, cover the presidency of the magnificent and incredibly handsome Donald J. Trump. No collusion.”
