“Me like cookie cutter. Me no like carrot,” said the 68 year old son of German immigrants who has recently come under fire for angry rants on Twitter.
Author: The Brown Valley Observer
I'm practically almost on my way to becoming a semi-semi-professional writer someday.
Local undecided voter needs more time before casting 2016 ballot
“At some point, I’m going to know that whoever is in the White House is doing bad, then BOOM, I’m going to cast my vote right against that person!”
Trump voters attacked during early polling in VA; Governor McAuliffe: “No clear motive.”
Upon police arrival, protestors holed-up inside one polling station, calling it a “safe space” and declaring asylum there
Early exit polls indicate majority of American voters stupid, stupid people
Many argue that it would be a “waste” to vote for any candidate who has not been implicated in a child sex scandal in 2016.
ICFPC Fails to Deliver Felching Report on Presidential Candidates
The report helps determine which candidate is more willing to bridge the gap and go the extra two inches to get things accomplished.
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