“Me like cookie cutter. Me no like carrot,” said the 68 year old son of German immigrants who has recently come under fire for angry rants on Twitter.
“At some point, I’m going to know that whoever is in the White House is doing bad, then BOOM, I’m going to cast my vote right against that person!”
Upon police arrival, protestors holed-up inside one polling station, calling it a “safe space” and declaring asylum there
Many argue that it would be a “waste” to vote for any candidate who has not been implicated in a child sex scandal in 2016.
The report helps determine which candidate is more willing to bridge the gap and go the extra two inches to get things accomplished.