America’s masturbators breathed a collective moan of relief when Miley Cyrus announced today that she had decided to remain in the US.
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American feminists protest being duped into wearing pantstuits on Election Day
“We all looked like assholes. We all felt like assholes.”
Democrats blame Green, Libertarian parties for Hillary being “shitty, miserable” candidate
“Hillary may be boring and vague, but we were running against a racist with deplorable, basic redneck supporters. How could we just lose to someone who uses so much divisive language? No one deserves to lose just because people want reasonable options to mediocrity.”
Cookie Monster has Twitter meltdown over US election results
It remains to be seen how the Children’s Television Workshop or HBO will handle this latest Twitter meltdown.
Canadian Prime Minister announces plan to build wall on U.S.-Canada border
“Our responsibility is Canadians first!”
Cookie Monster makes last minute pitch for Hillary Clinton
“Me like cookie cutter. Me no like carrot,” said the 68 year old son of German immigrants who has recently come under fire for angry rants on Twitter.
