Republican Larry Elder admitted that he couldn’t think of anything more definitively American than grabbing a grizzly bear by the gooch.
According to Bush: “I really enjoyed the time we spent together, but doing them never even crossed my mind. I can’t stress this enough: I absolutely did not do 311. I’m just not really that into that f****t stuff.”
Daemen: “To those people whose parents cannot afford such luxury, I say: don’t be afraid to pick up that extra shift at Bojangles or that extra night of babysitting, and maybe you can afford to go to space all on your own someday.”
Bezos was seen an hour earlier giggling and hurriedly rushing from booth to booth eating all the carnival food in sight before boarding the $300,000-per-ticket space ride.
“We must take a stand for these babby becuse these babby can’t frigth back,” explained a press release from the 93rd Arkansas General Assembly.
Likening John McAfee’s situation to that of Jeffrey Epstein, many surmised that there is foul play afoot in McAfee’s reported apparent suicide.