Happy 79th birthday to Grateful Dead legend Phil Lesh!
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, and Bill Nye held a forum to discuss their beliefs about what Stephen Hawking is experiencing in Heaven.
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“What can we say? We’re people pleasers” a Facebook spokesman said.
In addition to the Buttocks Burger and Buttocks Double-Meat Burger, Haunch’s also plans to offer a Buttocks Fish sandwich and a Chick n’ Butt sandwich.
“Until now, there was no real reason to even be suspicious,” one poor parent — whose unfortunate child only attended a state university — posted on Twitter.