“Just in case there aren’t militias blowing each other to smithereens and fires raging in the city well into the night, we’ll want to congratulate Joe Biden on the amazing crowd he has, which will certainly be much bigger than the Trump crowd.”

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“Just in case there aren’t militias blowing each other to smithereens and fires raging in the city well into the night, we’ll want to congratulate Joe Biden on the amazing crowd he has, which will certainly be much bigger than the Trump crowd.”
A weedeater operations specialist from Bearslit says he “didn’t take the mail-in votes seriously” and claims he submitted thousands of ballots to prove his point.
“In a city that generates as much shit as DC, the toilet paper supply isn’t taken lightly,” one soldier told our reporter.
A hacker posted a series of photos suggesting an illicit affair between Melania Trump and a man believed to be Virginia newsman Randall Everend.
An appraisal business reportedly financed by Hunter Biden estimates that the total value of items to be hidden by White House staff is over $2.3 million at auction.
Rock will reportedly receive the National Honorary Cowboy Council Medal of Honor and be toasted with Boone’s wine in the rose garden before Trump leaves office, regardless of the status of his departmental appointment