VH1 announced today that the network has selected Scott Baio to play infamous punk singer GG Allin in an upcoming biopic on the singer’s tumultuous career.
GG Allin, a self-described “scumfuck”, led a life of rock and roll debauchery, with performances that frequently included defecation, urination, bloodletting, and attacks on the crowd that included acts of physical and sexual assault. The mind behind such dubious titles as “Expose Yourself to Kids,” “Young Little Meat“, and “Bite It You Scum“, Allin served time in Michigan for assault a few years before his rock-and-roll death in 1993.

The biopic demonstrates a clear shift in how the network views a singer it once considered too controversial to even discuss during a discussion of wildest rock performers.
The role also demonstrates a shift for Baio . Best known for his roles as Chachi in “Happy Days” and Charles in “Charles in Charge“, Baio is usually seen in more family-friendly fare.
“This is a tough role for me to get into,” admits Baio about his casting as the blood-soaked, nihilistic punk singer. “But I really need the fucking money.”
Baio has been in the news recently based upon allegations that he tried to sexually engage former Charles in Charge co-star Nicole Eggert when she was as young as fourteen.
“I’m innocent and honestly, I’m pissed. But I’m trying to channel the anger into the role, to help me better understand GG so I can throw myself into (the role).”
Asked during the interview how he planned to confer that anger onscreen, Baio found himself unable to move on from the accusations.
“I should have been so fucking lucky to fingerbang her when she was 14. You remember her when she was 14? She looked at least 16 then. I’d have done it if I’d have known she was just going to lie about it. I’d have let her shit on me, piss on me, you know .. whatever, so long as I can get off.”
Baio says he is still “unsure” if he can muster the anger or “attitude” that it will require to play Allin, but insists that his training as a fine method actor is certain to shine.
This is the worst entertainment news Iโve heard in ages.
That no talent, vanilla-creepy guy canโt play an eccentric, complex icon. Plain and simple. People are going to riot over this. Recasting asap!!!!!
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Ummm, satire.
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Ummm you know this isn’t real news, right?!?!
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I am stunned anyone has reason to doubt this article.
The writer was recently applauded by the President for his accuracy in reporting.
https://triggeralert.net/2018/02/02/trigger-alert-named-to-presidents-list/
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Arenโt you the author?
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Yes, but I’m not claiming this article.
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Hey, little boy blew….. C’mon, he needed the money….. ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Ha! I donโt think Merle would approve
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OMG This was so bloody funny I read it to my husband. He then looks at me and said :
“Seriously? Scott Baio is a method actor? ”
THAT made me laugh even more!
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