Homeless man delivers rousing rebuttal to Trump’s State of the Union

A crazy homeless man delivered a rousing impromptu rebuttal to President Trump’s State of the Union address on M Street in Georgetown on Tuesday night.
“It’s fucked! The whole thing is fucked!” shouted Terry Cressler to a crowd of passers-by shortly after watching the President’s address through a shop window.
Cressler, a 54 year old former cashier who currently resides in a Washington business entryway at night during and who reportedly has a summer spot on a bench near Fort Reno Park, articulated his points to everyone within earshot on the cold DC night.
“Look around you, it’s all fucked!” Cressler repeated while clutching his waistband and digging through a garbage receptacle. “You’re all fools! You’re all fucked!”
“The doomsday’s a-coming!” the sanity-challenged gentleman informed people within screaming distance. “Donald Trump can’t save you! Your Gods can’t save you! Money can’t save you! You’re fucked! All of you! Fucked fucked fucked fucked fucked!”
Cressler’s inspiring dissertation was cut short by a California man who asked to take a selfie with Cressler, and whom gave Cressler $3. Cressler was last seen preparing another dissertation and scratching himself profusely outside of a local McDonald’s.